“Me and Dan Nainan are great friends, because I love hanging out with other funny comedians my own age.”

Bo Burnham, Comedian

“Not only did Dan teach me the true meanings of love and lust, he also made me laugh without being dirty!”

Jasmine Peters, Model

“I like my cars like I like my onstage personality – electric!”

Dan Nainan, Clean Comic, Tesla Owner

“Dan is very funny.”

Elon Musk

“Wow! Dan came in to the store and showed me some cool features I didn’t even know the iPad could do. It was hard to go back to my post at the Genius Bar after that.”

Jon Pearse, Apple Store Employee

“I don’t know how he does it! He’s hilarious without cussing or drinking! Me and the rest of the comics in New York are only funny when we are drunk and on drugs. I guess that’s why we’ll never make it.”

J-L Cauvin

“When it comes to youth culture, Dan’s more plugged in than his car!”

Barack Obama, POTUS

“In my plans to build a wall to keep brown people out, I made sure to leave a Dan-sized hole. He’s one of the good ones.”

Donald Trump